people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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