Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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