Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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