doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Houston, we have a squirter
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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