awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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