Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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