if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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