well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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