Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Randomize
