Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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