we have pet lesbian snakes
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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