can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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