He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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