I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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