Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
No more Irish car bombs ever.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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