So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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