STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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