How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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