He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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