This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do vagina's smell?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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