I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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