Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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