So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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