Ambien. No doubt about it.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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