I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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