But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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