He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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