i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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