apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
