wanna go halves on a baby?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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