if you like me you must not know who I am
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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