he looks like a really good dad on facebook
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
