i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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