I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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