I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You had me at "let me see your balls"
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
