Those balls look pretty dangerous.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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