what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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