nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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