Can i not drive my cunt home
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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