just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Two words: nipple clamps
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