It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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