Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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