I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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