That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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