worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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