Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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