Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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