This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
This is my gift to your gina
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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