Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Then you guys just all showered together...?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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