Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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