A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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