Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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