i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
There's always time for handjobs
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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