Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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