The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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